Scattered among the pictures on the fridge is some great wisdom.  The pictures vary from my friends military graduation photos to my brother and I with childhood mullets.   We were very cool kids.

Normal Sucks!

People like you should be fixed.Credit Card Commercial.

Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

Who says shopping for useless crap isn’t the meaning of the universe.  

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago.  The second best time is NOW.  Seize your life.  That’s one of my favorites.  On a weird ornament found here.

Laini Taylor. Portland, Oregon.

Suckers to contend with?  We have the answer.  Sucker Stopper Concrete.

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